Draft Who FAQ
When do we advance?
As soon as the AFC East has played their games.
What’s the salary cap?
The upper fictional dollar limit to which contracts may be allocated for your imaginary pixilated guys you covet so much.
No, asshat, what’s the salary cap set at?
$145 M unless it’s the playoffs, then you can have $165 M to re-sign guys before we advance to the draft.
Where’d you get “Draft Who” from?
Only OVFD55 knows
Who’s “Accepted Intern”?
VanFlank’s arch rival and secret booty call buddy. Former member of the AmCan league on multiple occasions and the reason we don’t have much in the way of a recorded history for the storied AmCan/Dwho online franchise.
What is Grimlock11?
A blaxican with good credit and hero to millions of children worldwide
Is NCEliminator really the love child of Telly Savalas and Bea Arthur?
Yes
Does anyone really think HittinAgenda is funny or are you just laughing so he’ll keep making draft reports with those little helmets?
Yes
Why is Cam Newton not on the league banner?
Because Jshot broke Trish's Gameshark
Are OV and OC really brothers?
No, both are white, but Turke, Bo, and Ace are all the same guy. Dmaki and relentle55 too.
What's the penalty for cheesing?
Seven minutes in heaven with Hittin
What's "tanking"?
Wildturkekiller's lifestyle
Who's the league's most under-rated player?
Packinlipper. He may only win 5 games in 10 seasons, but he's ONE FUNNY MUTHERFUCKER.
Why are some of my contracts still wrong on LM?
Because Canadians are inherently lazy.
How does free agency work?
Simple. Just look for players that the Packers have dropped and bid on them.
League Fact Sheet:
Establishment Date: 6/1/1988
Place of Conception: Back of Turke’s 1972 Gremlin
Dwho Commissioner: The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. VAN
Dwho Vice-Commissioner: O to the mutherfucking V
Dwho Treasurer: The league is not carrying any small or
large bills
Dwho Secretary of State: Aceblazer13
Dwho Minister of Defense: OCwrestler23
Dwho State Tree: Morning Wood
Dwho State Bird: The 12” Cock
Dwho's Favorite Meal: See above
Dwho Fight Song: Tuts My Barreh
When do we advance?
As soon as the AFC East has played their games.
What’s the salary cap?
The upper fictional dollar limit to which contracts may be allocated for your imaginary pixilated guys you covet so much.
No, asshat, what’s the salary cap set at?
$145 M unless it’s the playoffs, then you can have $165 M to re-sign guys before we advance to the draft.
Where’d you get “Draft Who” from?
Only OVFD55 knows
Who’s “Accepted Intern”?
VanFlank’s arch rival and secret booty call buddy. Former member of the AmCan league on multiple occasions and the reason we don’t have much in the way of a recorded history for the storied AmCan/Dwho online franchise.
What is Grimlock11?
A blaxican with good credit and hero to millions of children worldwide
Is NCEliminator really the love child of Telly Savalas and Bea Arthur?
Yes
Does anyone really think HittinAgenda is funny or are you just laughing so he’ll keep making draft reports with those little helmets?
Yes
Why is Cam Newton not on the league banner?
Because Jshot broke Trish's Gameshark
Are OV and OC really brothers?
No, both are white, but Turke, Bo, and Ace are all the same guy. Dmaki and relentle55 too.
What's the penalty for cheesing?
Seven minutes in heaven with Hittin
What's "tanking"?
Wildturkekiller's lifestyle
Who's the league's most under-rated player?
Packinlipper. He may only win 5 games in 10 seasons, but he's ONE FUNNY MUTHERFUCKER.
Why are some of my contracts still wrong on LM?
Because Canadians are inherently lazy.
How does free agency work?
Simple. Just look for players that the Packers have dropped and bid on them.
League Fact Sheet:
Establishment Date: 6/1/1988
Place of Conception: Back of Turke’s 1972 Gremlin
Dwho Commissioner: The N.O.T.O.R.I.O.U.S. VAN
Dwho Vice-Commissioner: O to the mutherfucking V
Dwho Treasurer: The league is not carrying any small or
large bills
Dwho Secretary of State: Aceblazer13
Dwho Minister of Defense: OCwrestler23
Dwho State Tree: Morning Wood
Dwho State Bird: The 12” Cock
Dwho's Favorite Meal: See above
Dwho Fight Song: Tuts My Barreh
Last edited by HittinAgenda on Thu Feb 09, 2012 2:09 pm; edited 3 times in total
