2013 Mocky (Part 1)

Snapping off a few picks at a time....on my way to a full seven round mock:


#1 - Falcons select Detchauz Settle• CB • 5'10" • 190
lbs • Eastern Oregon • "Da Shutdown" is just the kind of player that
can take the Falcons from worst to first in TO differential, which would be a
huge step forward for this team. • Alternate picks: Carter Rasean, Jatashun
Kilgore








#2 - Chargers select Kian Palmer• OT• 6'7" • 333 lbs •
Clemson • The Chargers already have one of the best O-Lines in the league, but
they lack discipline. Palmer will sure
up the right side making the switch to RT and give San Diego a HUGE upgrade
over Mario Henderson. • Alternate picks: Calvin Fletcher (Favorite of Rude's
Player Personnel Director Max Gayness)








#3 - Vikings select Hayden Boone• QB • 6'4" • 215 lbs •
Oregon • The Vikings set civil rights back 40 years by selecting Boone over
Dozier, but calling Dyjuan the better QB is like saying McNabb is fatter than
Rush Limbaugh (give it 5 years or so). • Alternate picks: Detchauz Settle








#4 - Bengals select Thomas Hayes• HB • 5'11" • 188 lbs
• Ole Miss • Cincy has the league's best young receiving corps and a QB that
they can live with, but they've failed to put up points. Enter Thomas "Shaft" Hayes to put
the fear into AFC North defenses. • Alternate picks: Hayden Boone, Dyjuan
Dozier








#5 - Ravens select Carter Rasean• FS • 5'11" • 200 lbs
• Ohio • The Ravens dealt a CB to Dallas and got what became a Top Five pick in
return. Ed Reed has been an injury risk
for several seasons, so Baltimore could get younger without losing a step in
their playmaking defensive backfield. • Alternate picks: Detchauz Settle








#6 - Dolphins select Dyjuan Dozier• QB • 6'5" • 238 lbs
• Florida • []_[] fans can't boo this pick loudly enough, but it makes sense
for a team with a Henne and no cock. • Alternate picks: Dante Spencer








#7 - Giants select Calvin Fletcher• TE• 6'4" • 252 lbs
• Nevada • Fletch fetched more than a few looks from teams in the top ten, but
the G-Men are the best fit for this blue chip. • Alternate picks: Eluzies Wells
(KingEluzies82)








#8 - Jets select Dante Spencer• DE• 6'2" • 338 lbs • UW
Stevens Pt. • Somebody stop the bleeding in NY!
The Jets just don't play defense anymore, which is why they should stock
up on the best available defenders in every round. • Alternate picks: Bronson
Mills, Kenyon Hubert








#9 - Panthers select Devin Laskowski• DT • 6'4" • 303
lbs • Missouri State • The Panthers use their first #1 (via Detriot) on the Big
Laskowski. White Russians are nasty. •
Alternate picks: Jarrett Jean-Louis








#10 - Texans select A.J. Walker• C• 6'2" • 298 lbs •
Clemson • Houston's young signal caller will benefit from Walker Texans' ranger
snapping the ball and a few roundhouse kicks. • Alternate picks: Thomas Hayes,
Rasean Carter

11-20?
Lets hope Hayden Boone isn't Riggs v2

#1 - Falcons select Detchauz Settle• CB • 5'10" • 190
lbs • Eastern Oregon • "Da Shutdown" is just the kind of player that
can take the Falcons from worst to first in TO differential, which would be a
huge step forward for this team. • Alternate picks: Carter Rasean, Jatashun
Kilgore


#2 - Chargers select Kian Palmer• OT• 6'7" • 333 lbs •
Clemson • The Chargers already have one of the best O-Lines in the league, but
they lack discipline. Palmer will sure
up the right side making the switch to RT and give San Diego a HUGE upgrade
over Mario Henderson. • Alternate picks: Calvin Fletcher (Favorite of Rude's
Player Personnel Director Max Gayness)


#3 - Vikings select Hayden Boone• QB • 6'4" • 215 lbs •
Oregon • The Vikings set civil rights back 40 years by selecting Boone over
Dozier, but calling Dyjuan the better QB is like saying McNabb is fatter than
Rush Limbaugh (give it 5 years or so). • Alternate picks: Detchauz Settle


#4 - Bengals select Thomas Hayes• HB • 5'11" • 188 lbs
• Ole Miss • Cincy has the league's best young receiving corps and a QB that
they can live with, but they've failed to put up points. Enter Thomas "Shaft" Hayes to put
the fear into AFC North defenses. • Alternate picks: Hayden Boone, Dyjuan
Dozier


#5 - Ravens select Carter Rasean• FS • 5'11" • 200 lbs
• Ohio • The Ravens dealt a CB to Dallas and got what became a Top Five pick in
return. Ed Reed has been an injury risk
for several seasons, so Baltimore could get younger without losing a step in
their playmaking defensive backfield. • Alternate picks: Detchauz Settle


#6 - Falcons select Dario Dickerson• SS• 6'2'' • 211 lbs •
Rice • Dealing Moore left a void at SS for the Falcons who take Dickerson with
their second top 10 pick. • Alternate picks: Dante Spencer


#7 - Giants select Calvin Fletcher• TE• 6'4" • 252 lbs
• Nevada • Fletch fetched more than a few looks from teams in the top ten, but
the G-Men are the best fit for this blue chip. • Alternate picks: Eluzies Wells
(KingEluzies82)


#8 - Jets select Dante Spencer• DE• 6'2" • 338 lbs • UW
Stevens Pt. • Somebody stop the bleeding in NY!
The Jets just don't play defense anymore, which is why they should stock
up on the best available defenders in every round. • Alternate picks: Bronson
Mills, Kenyon Hubert


#9 - Panthers select Devin Laskowski• DT • 6'4" • 303
lbs • Missouri State • The Panthers use their first #1 (via Detriot) on the Big
Laskowski. White Russians are nasty. •
Alternate picks: Jarrett Jean-Louis


#10 - Texans select A.J. Walker• C• 6'2" • 298 lbs •
Clemson • Houston's young signal caller will benefit from Walker Texans' ranger
snapping the ball and a few roundhouse kicks. • Alternate picks: Thomas Hayes,
Rasean Carter


#11 - Titans select Jatashun Kilgore• WR• 6'2'' • 219 lbs •
Tennessee • Kilgore drops out of the top ten after tweeting his intent to buy
"hos for all da bros." He'll
make out just fine in Nashville. • Alternate picks: Devin Laskowski, Kenyon
Hubert


#12 - Browns select Bronson Mills• OLB• 5'11'' • 254 lbs •
Colorado St. • Zuke improves the Browns' LB corps with an old school brawler in
Mills. • Alternate picks: Dyjuan Dozier, Dante Spencer


#13 - Cardinals select Adrian Gilbert• WR• 5'9'' • 184 lbs •
Texas • Adrian Gilbert has been training with Fitz all off-season, so it's hard
to imagine the Cards passing him. • Alternate picks: Jatashun Kilgore


#14 - Broncos select Kenyon Hubert• MLB• 6'0'' • 238 lbs •
Iowa • The Broncos can't seem to move the ball despite all of their weapons on
offense, so they decide to go defense instead in the draft. • Alternate picks:
Bronson Mills, Marcus Saunders


#15 - Saints select Shane Boals• QB • 6'1'' • 221 lbs • N.
Alabama • Drew Brees is still one of the best in the game, but Boals provides
insurance and a great opportunity to start down the road. • Alternate picks:
Demetrus Diggs, Bronson Mills


#16 - Rams select Jake Boseman• OLB• 6'0'' • 235 lbs • VMI •
The Rams have been shopping for corners, but they might turn a few heads by
going with an outstanding tackling-machine instead. • Alternate picks: Carroll
Rango, Elijiah Hopkins


#17 - Ravens select Marcus Saunders• CB • 6'2'' • 195 lbs •
San Jose St. • The Ravens love Rango, but size wins the battle as BAL goes with
Saunders. • Alternate picks: Carroll Rango, Elijiah Hopkins


#18 - Rams select Carroll Rango• CB• 5'10'' • 182 lbs • Ohio
• The Rams acquired a top 20 pick from the Bucs and get that CB help they've
needed. • Alternate picks: Marcus Saunders, Jake Boseman


#19 - Bears select Carey Kelser• OG• 6'4'' • 318 lbs • North
Texas • The Bears add a final piece to their OL rebuilding project. Kelser will be GREAT. • Alternate picks: Eric
Lloyd


#20 - Patriots select Cody Morris• DE• 6'1'' • 334 lbs •
Holy Cross • With the Patriots D-line looking ready for pasture, NE takes Cody
Morris as a big bodied run-stuffer on the edge. • Alternate picks: Montrell
Simmons, Jarret Jean-Louis


#21 - Steelers select Jaxon Houston• MLB• 5'10'' • 248 lbs •
Notre Dame • Jaxon Houston is a perfect Steeltown fit in the 3-4. • Alternate
picks: Brendon Koyack, Cody Morris


#22 - Jaguars select Demetrus Diggs• SS• 6'3'' • 215 lbs •
Grambling St. • Diggs slips a bit which is puzzling with his great size and
quickness. • Alternate picks: Eluzies Wells


#23 - Eagles select Frantanzy Watson• FS • FS • 6'1'' • Wake
Forest • Wake Forest produces back-to-back top 25 picks with the first being
"Frenzy." • Alternate picks: Demetrus Diggs, Jerron Watson


#24 - Seahawks select Jorvante Watts• OLB• 6'2'' • 248 lbs •
Wake Forest • Watts adds some pass rush to an already solid defense. •
Alternate picks: Jake Boseman


#25 - Bills select Montrell Simmons• DE• 6'1'' • 260 lbs •
USC • The Bills flip-flop between 3-4 and 4-3 seemingly every season, so
Simmons gives versatility despite system. • Alternate picks: Jerron Watson,
Carey Kelser


#26 - Redskins select Jerron Watson• WR• 5'9'' • 184 lbs •
LSU • With Santana headed toward retirement, the Skins need Watson's
field-stretching, game-changing ability. • Alternate picks: Dyjuan Dozier


#27 - Packers select Elijiah Hopkins• CB• 5'11'' • 190 lbs •
NC State • Hopkins may be the fastest player in the draft and should fit in
nicely with a defense that could be without Charles Woodson. • Alternate picks:
Cody Morris, Brendon Koyack


#28 - Buccaneers select Jarrett Jean-Louis• DT • 6'3'' • 297
lbs • Navy • Bucs grab a first rounder from Oakland and use it on their front
four with JJL. • Alternate picks: Eric Lloyd, Zac Whitney


#29 - Colts select Eluzies Wells• HB • 5'11'' • 209 lbs •
USC • The Colts were high on Delone Carter last season, but can't pass up a
great running back in the making at #29. • Alternate picks: Montrell Simmons,
Jarret Jean-Louis


#30 - 49ers select Dyjuan Dozier• QB • 6'5" • 238 lbs •
Florida • Happy with Kaepernick, the 49ers make a puzzling pick with
Dozier. • Alternate picks: Brendon Koyack, Jorvante Watts


#31 - Chiefs select Brendon Koyack• DT• 6'1'' • 336 lbs •
Michigan • Part of the Chiefs success stemmed from their excellent DL which
gets even better with Koyack eating space in the middle. • Alternate picks:
Jerron Watson


#32 - Panthers select Eric Lloyd• DT • 6'4'' • 304 lbs •
Oregon • Eric Lloyd looks like a Panther lineman through and through. •
Alternate picks: Jarrett Jean-Louis