OVNN is here at the Redneck Hostipital where a key group of Dwho players are currently residing.
For this Interview we will Talking to Head Doctors Big Billy Bob Burns and Seymour Richards
First off Doctor Burns yall have had a influx of top teir players this year any reason why?
Well we keep hearing the patients talk bout some mega month long party in Vegas with the Commish,Where they got him so drunk he broke his mic and lost his voice so he couldn't speak on draft day.So My educated guess would be they were parting and not training.
Doctor Richards you seem to have and be in charge of half of the Vikings Starting lineups,is something wrong with the water in Minny?
Oh no they are fine in Perfect health to be honest but they came for a tour week one and was so stoned they thuaght this was a hotel and started paying us to stay here and to be honest we need the Money.
Ok Mr.Burns a Dwho legend in SS Trevor Mingley is in with a Compound Fracture ,any updates?
Yes We are about to kick Trevor out of Hostipital for not Paying his Bills,He Keep saying that he covered by his owner's Canadain Health Care Plan,I Tried telling him this is America not canada maybe he hurt his head too.
Ok Seymour can you update us on the status of Dario Dickerson?
He's in good spirts,but can't understand why he keeps calling me Doctor Seymour Dicks,Keep telling him its Richards.
Lastly yall have to probowl OLBs in Ware and Orakpo whats the update on them?
Well Since they got here they both have sustained Concussions also.
How?
Well we were outside one night having a bonfire and thuaght it would be fun to play hide a go seek.but it was to dark to find anyone so we all put on bedsheets and cut out eye holes so we could find each other easier,for some reason while we was doing this a nurse said Ware and Orakpo looked out window and took off running full speed into the wall behind them,I guess they thuaght they could run through it.
Fav Part of Job?
The Wives of players belive we have a policy that you can only vist in underwear Bikini or less,for the saftey of the players.
Well we have to go more are Coming
