Pre-season rankings in picture form (80's version, except for pack):
1. Tosh - the smooth sexy guy that is at the top of everyone's list.
2. Randy - reliable and consistent. His offense defies quantum physics.
3. Bizzy - known for playing up his shortcomings, but he comes up big when it counts.
4. DP - Makes no secret that he's smarter than you. Wonder kid!
5. Bi-Gregg - known more for his bite than his bark. Send his ass to the dog pound!
6. Ovfd - The leader of the league and always in charge. Ov looks to rep the NFC East again in the playoffs.
7. Sunshine - consistent and always putting his Marriott dudes where his mouth is. Cool to a T.
8. Lethal - always wheeling and dealing as if he's starring in his own game show.
9. Ocwrestler - many think he plays second fiddle to his brother, but we all really know who's the boss. Shampoo anyone?
10. Dmaki - king of the queso and many words. I like my queso with some CHiPS.
11. Rude - We all love a man in uniform. Thank you for your service, Rude. Â
12. Rush - Barely made the playoffs, but stepped up when it mattered the most. You could almost say, clutch.
13. Coach - Would be playoff bound if it weren't for the division. Here's hoping he steps it up.
14. DK - DWho's crooner who will never give you up or let you down.
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15. Zuke - The hooky playing zuke finished the season strong and made the AFCN even closer.
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16. Zou - Sort of a square, sort of edgy. Pick one and stick with it.
17. Phoof - The soon to be brother-in-law to Tosh. Still pushing for the wig.
18. Moonshot - his play tactics have me wondering if he's all there or not.
19. SyrcsePride - By far the prettiest face of the league, but that doesn't dispel the gay rumors. This doesn't help.
20. VanFlank - Canada's greatest import since Marty McFly.
21. Grimlock - Strong gameplay, residency legitimacy still in question.
22. Waffle - Why the hell not?
23. HA - Smart beyond his years, but breaking technological stereotypes with his terrible play.
24. Stinkfoot Bundy - Not strong enough to be man of the Madden house.
25. Turke - Wily vet of the division who proves to have the mettle to compete from time to time. Bad knees and all.
26. Bo - The senior of the AFC. Always there when you need some unproven advice and always a grump.
27. Kotb - Strong opponent, but rarely around to talk or let his soul glo.
28. King - Forever a strong presence and a dancer at heart.
29. Packinlipper - The league's only current member who is breeding with a cougar.
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30. Timberland - Doesn't win many games, but continues to dress well for the drafts.
31. Hereten - Half of the duo that lives on their own fantasy island.
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32. Liltwin - The other half of that fantasy.
1. Tosh - the smooth sexy guy that is at the top of everyone's list.
2. Randy - reliable and consistent. His offense defies quantum physics.
3. Bizzy - known for playing up his shortcomings, but he comes up big when it counts.
4. DP - Makes no secret that he's smarter than you. Wonder kid!
5. Bi-Gregg - known more for his bite than his bark. Send his ass to the dog pound!
6. Ovfd - The leader of the league and always in charge. Ov looks to rep the NFC East again in the playoffs.
7. Sunshine - consistent and always putting his Marriott dudes where his mouth is. Cool to a T.
8. Lethal - always wheeling and dealing as if he's starring in his own game show.
9. Ocwrestler - many think he plays second fiddle to his brother, but we all really know who's the boss. Shampoo anyone?
10. Dmaki - king of the queso and many words. I like my queso with some CHiPS.
11. Rude - We all love a man in uniform. Thank you for your service, Rude. Â
12. Rush - Barely made the playoffs, but stepped up when it mattered the most. You could almost say, clutch.
13. Coach - Would be playoff bound if it weren't for the division. Here's hoping he steps it up.
14. DK - DWho's crooner who will never give you up or let you down.
 15. Zuke - The hooky playing zuke finished the season strong and made the AFCN even closer.
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16. Zou - Sort of a square, sort of edgy. Pick one and stick with it.
17. Phoof - The soon to be brother-in-law to Tosh. Still pushing for the wig.
18. Moonshot - his play tactics have me wondering if he's all there or not.
19. SyrcsePride - By far the prettiest face of the league, but that doesn't dispel the gay rumors. This doesn't help.
20. VanFlank - Canada's greatest import since Marty McFly.
21. Grimlock - Strong gameplay, residency legitimacy still in question.
22. Waffle - Why the hell not?
23. HA - Smart beyond his years, but breaking technological stereotypes with his terrible play.
24. Stinkfoot Bundy - Not strong enough to be man of the Madden house.
25. Turke - Wily vet of the division who proves to have the mettle to compete from time to time. Bad knees and all.
26. Bo - The senior of the AFC. Always there when you need some unproven advice and always a grump.
27. Kotb - Strong opponent, but rarely around to talk or let his soul glo.
28. King - Forever a strong presence and a dancer at heart.
29. Packinlipper - The league's only current member who is breeding with a cougar.
 30. Timberland - Doesn't win many games, but continues to dress well for the drafts.
31. Hereten - Half of the duo that lives on their own fantasy island.
32. Liltwin - The other half of that fantasy.
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