The 2016 DWHO MOCK DRAFT
No one knows quite what to expect from DWHO's newest member, but why not mock him with the "consensus" #1 QB in the draft. Glover is a lethal weapon and the incumbent starter isn't a pro-caliber QB.
The star 'Cocks' receiver moves north to join Bad Mutherfucker Sam Jackson in what could become one of the league's more explosive WR tandems.
Houston makes an absolutely BRILLIANT pick at #3 with a standout DE from Wisconsin who could be the greatest DE from Wisconsin that the Texans have drafted since 2011. Should be an adequate fill-in from the FA departed DE J.J. Watt.
Grimlock has been known to go with his heart most of the time. A 99 spd, 99 agi HB like Satomi would give any DWHO GM wood. Add Asian good looks and it's an all-out brawl to draft "Tokyo Drift." Grim's going to be pissed when he finds out the Vin Diesel also declared eligible for this draft.
Bundy was once among the elite of DWHO. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, but we're confident that a man who once scored 4 TDs in a single game will be back after a few critical needs, including SHUTDOWN CORNER, have been filled.
Packin steps out for some papers allowing Newsome to make his HOF presence known with the selection of the draft's top tight end. Love this pick.
Moonshot likes big butts and goes with Sir Goins at #7. Great pick to shore up the DL.
Drafting an OT in the first is always a risk that Buffalo is willing to take. When Etherton reserved a "fuck you" for three teams, even more teams paused in their tracks. For the record, it was the Raiders, Saints, and Giants. Fuck those teams. This is a good fit for Buffalo's run-for-the-nearest-sideline offense.
The Patriots seem fully prepared to step into the post-Brady era with Ryan Mallet at the helm, so they turn their attention to rebuilding the D. You can really never have too many good pass rushers in this system, so Rob goes with the best OLB out of the college ranks.
KOTB goes throwback with the eleventh pick in the draft. Look for GANG GREEN to be back with a vengeance with Harris and Green lurking.
KC better stock up on BBQ if Zou goes with these two HUNGRY MEN. The Chiefs will instantly become one of the better run defenses in the AFC if they can improve their DL with their back-to-back picks.
With no 90 speed QBs on the board, DP settles on a CB to run the read option on defense.
Pandemonium breaks out in the Broncos' warroom as Hittin's clever ruse to disguise his first round intentions from Buffalo are a complete success. Look for a gagnam styled dance routine with pumping middle fingers to burn this draft image into the league's retinas for years to come. Wowp-wowp-wowp-wowp-wowp!
Caught with his pants down and befuddled beyond the typical level of befuddlement for our northern neighbors, Van selects the best of the 20 HBs still left after Hittin picked a QB??!?!?! Remorse is a dish best served tomorrow.
The Rest of the Singing, Dancing Crap:
16) Titans - OLB Forrest Williams
17) 49ers - HB Julian Vil
18) Titans - OT Dontae Taylor
19) Dolphins - OG Brandon Jones
20) Packers - WR A.C. Phillips
21) Buccaneers - DT JuWuan Reese
22) Colts - OLB Andrew Mack
23) Redskins - DT Bronson Cain
24) Bills - SS Edward Robinson
25) Browns - OG Jabari Sullivan
26) Chargers - OLB Sam McClain
27) Rams - QB Stephen D'Orazio
28) Lions - OLB Jordan Griffin
29) Bills - CB Victor Hayes
30) Seahawks - DT Ross Lark
31) Bears - CB ShelDon Campbell
32) Raiders - OLB Michael Patterson
No one knows quite what to expect from DWHO's newest member, but why not mock him with the "consensus" #1 QB in the draft. Glover is a lethal weapon and the incumbent starter isn't a pro-caliber QB.
The star 'Cocks' receiver moves north to join Bad Mutherfucker Sam Jackson in what could become one of the league's more explosive WR tandems.
Houston makes an absolutely BRILLIANT pick at #3 with a standout DE from Wisconsin who could be the greatest DE from Wisconsin that the Texans have drafted since 2011. Should be an adequate fill-in from the FA departed DE J.J. Watt.
Grimlock has been known to go with his heart most of the time. A 99 spd, 99 agi HB like Satomi would give any DWHO GM wood. Add Asian good looks and it's an all-out brawl to draft "Tokyo Drift." Grim's going to be pissed when he finds out the Vin Diesel also declared eligible for this draft.
Bundy was once among the elite of DWHO. Oh, how the mighty have fallen, but we're confident that a man who once scored 4 TDs in a single game will be back after a few critical needs, including SHUTDOWN CORNER, have been filled.
Packin steps out for some papers allowing Newsome to make his HOF presence known with the selection of the draft's top tight end. Love this pick.
Moonshot likes big butts and goes with Sir Goins at #7. Great pick to shore up the DL.
Drafting an OT in the first is always a risk that Buffalo is willing to take. When Etherton reserved a "fuck you" for three teams, even more teams paused in their tracks. For the record, it was the Raiders, Saints, and Giants. Fuck those teams. This is a good fit for Buffalo's run-for-the-nearest-sideline offense.
The Patriots seem fully prepared to step into the post-Brady era with Ryan Mallet at the helm, so they turn their attention to rebuilding the D. You can really never have too many good pass rushers in this system, so Rob goes with the best OLB out of the college ranks.
KOTB goes throwback with the eleventh pick in the draft. Look for GANG GREEN to be back with a vengeance with Harris and Green lurking.
KC better stock up on BBQ if Zou goes with these two HUNGRY MEN. The Chiefs will instantly become one of the better run defenses in the AFC if they can improve their DL with their back-to-back picks.
With no 90 speed QBs on the board, DP settles on a CB to run the read option on defense.
Pandemonium breaks out in the Broncos' warroom as Hittin's clever ruse to disguise his first round intentions from Buffalo are a complete success. Look for a gagnam styled dance routine with pumping middle fingers to burn this draft image into the league's retinas for years to come. Wowp-wowp-wowp-wowp-wowp!
Caught with his pants down and befuddled beyond the typical level of befuddlement for our northern neighbors, Van selects the best of the 20 HBs still left after Hittin picked a QB??!?!?! Remorse is a dish best served tomorrow.
The Rest of the Singing, Dancing Crap:
16) Titans - OLB Forrest Williams
17) 49ers - HB Julian Vil
18) Titans - OT Dontae Taylor
19) Dolphins - OG Brandon Jones
20) Packers - WR A.C. Phillips
21) Buccaneers - DT JuWuan Reese
22) Colts - OLB Andrew Mack
23) Redskins - DT Bronson Cain
24) Bills - SS Edward Robinson
25) Browns - OG Jabari Sullivan
26) Chargers - OLB Sam McClain
27) Rams - QB Stephen D'Orazio
28) Lions - OLB Jordan Griffin
29) Bills - CB Victor Hayes
30) Seahawks - DT Ross Lark
31) Bears - CB ShelDon Campbell
32) Raiders - OLB Michael Patterson
Last edited by HittinAgenda on Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:00 am; edited 12 times in total
