NFC EAST
Washington Redskins
Owner-"Money,Money,Money"
Coach-"How many times to I have to ask that cheap ass Owner to add a roof to stop it from raining in important games"
Fans-"Man this NFC East is to easy"
RG3-"Damn my Fuck it beat everyone socks are sold out again"
New York Gaints
Owner-"We're going to make it this year I know it"
Coach"Where did my Crown Royal go I'm Thirsty"
Fans-"We Better not fall one game short this year"
Kenny Phillips-"Why hasn't the cops found the 3 guys that jumped me,told them they were wearing disquises to look like Redskins,Cowboys and Eagles coaches"
Dallas Cowboys
Owner-"Need to get Kian a Celeb girlfriend so I get more Media atttention"
Coach-"Please don't let Jerry find out bout my Gay Fireman Calender issue"
Fans-"Dear God,Why did you give us another QB that plays like Romo"
Demarco Murrary-"Damn it,Get me the phone # to the Jackass guy in Happy Gilmore so I can send him to Seattle"
Philadelphia Eagles
Owner-"MMM,Philly AI exploitative tactics Steak"
Coach"Maybe Coaching Dwho,NHL,and wrestling for Vince is affecting my Proformance"
Fans-"Next year we will kill Santa if we're still losing"
MIcheal Vick-"Who Cares they still funding my Dog Kennels"
NFC NORTH
Chicago Bears
Owner-"My Master plan is coming together"
Coach-"What State Do I need to go to,So I can marry K'Town"
Fans-"Dikta woulda made this team into the 85 Bears"
K'town Wilcox-"Best LB EVER,Baby"
Green Bay Packers
Owners-"We Need More Money"
Coach-"Fix this Motherfucking Connection Problem Before I Fucking Blow my Fucking Brains out"
Fans-"What The HELL is Going on"
Aaron Rodgers-"Sorry I forgot to Discount Double check the Connection again"
Detriot Lions
Owner-"Atleast no one Remember the DrtyPillowTalk,Matt Millen Years"
Coach-"Ahh,Need to win these Close games now"
Fans-"Maybe it would help if it was Chevy Field instead of slow ass Ford Field"
Calvin Johnson-"Pass me the Damn Ball Every down and we would never lose"
Minnisota Vikings
Owner-"Please Don't let this coach Leave to"
Coach-"I atleast won my 1st game"
Fans-"Best Dwho Season yet"
Percy Harvin-"Trade me next please,pretty please with a cheery on top?"
NFC SOUTH
　
Tampa Bay Bucaneers
Owner-"Another NFC South Crown awaits"
Coach-"Hope football season never ends so I don't have to go back to cold weather"
Fans-"This is our year"
Josh Freeman-"These rookie WRs are awsome"
Atlanta Falcons
Owner-"HOLY SHITBALLS,We're Tied for the division"
Coach-"Told yall without Diectional Punting,Ballhawking,and Matt Ryan We had a chance"
Fans-"Donte the Best Rookie QB since Vick"
Donte Calloway-I love this teams Throw 37 ints in 10 games and they still treat you like a HOF QB"
　
New Orleans Saints
Owner-"What The Fuck is going on"
Coach-"I need to score more in NHL"
Fans-"The Commish is punishing us for Beating his team in playoffs only explanation"
Julius Hampton-"I'm Still going to get Mine"
Carolina Panthers
Owner-"I'm a cursed Asshole,for sure"
Coach-Ovnn doesn't think he can think at the moment
Fans-"Bring Back Farenheit,Bring back the pussy eater"
Cam Newton-"Not even Superman can save this team"
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks
Owner-"Tosh Better Hawk me a Superbowl this year"
Coach-"HAHA I just Toshhawked by using my feet"
Fans-"We Are the 13th man,The Gameshark is the 12th man"
Marshawn Lynch-Beast mode in full affect this year,Beast mode demands it rain Skittles NOW"
San Francisco 49ers
Owners-"How Brillant is it to hire a coach named Coach"
Coach-"Fuck Seattles Coach"
Fans-"Wonder which QB we draft this year"
Stephen Diaz-"Wonder if the old TV show Coach is about our Coach"
St.Louis Rams
Owner-"How Smart was it to hire Seattle Coach and give him a fake ID?"
Coach-"MMm,What free sample am I giving out today at Sams Club"
Fans-"This is better then the greatest Show on turf"
Avuis Allen-"I Catch more Balls then a gay Pornstar"
Arizona Cardinals
Owner-"Well hiring the mild pissed off coach is slowly working"
Coach"My D is better than your D"
Fans-"Wish our Coach relised Offense mattered to"
Patrick Peterson-"Why does Coach keep asking to see my PP"
Washington Redskins
Owner-"Money,Money,Money"
Coach-"How many times to I have to ask that cheap ass Owner to add a roof to stop it from raining in important games"
Fans-"Man this NFC East is to easy"
RG3-"Damn my Fuck it beat everyone socks are sold out again"
New York Gaints
Owner-"We're going to make it this year I know it"
Coach"Where did my Crown Royal go I'm Thirsty"
Fans-"We Better not fall one game short this year"
Kenny Phillips-"Why hasn't the cops found the 3 guys that jumped me,told them they were wearing disquises to look like Redskins,Cowboys and Eagles coaches"
Dallas Cowboys
Owner-"Need to get Kian a Celeb girlfriend so I get more Media atttention"
Coach-"Please don't let Jerry find out bout my Gay Fireman Calender issue"
Fans-"Dear God,Why did you give us another QB that plays like Romo"
Demarco Murrary-"Damn it,Get me the phone # to the Jackass guy in Happy Gilmore so I can send him to Seattle"
Philadelphia Eagles
Owner-"MMM,Philly AI exploitative tactics Steak"
Coach"Maybe Coaching Dwho,NHL,and wrestling for Vince is affecting my Proformance"
Fans-"Next year we will kill Santa if we're still losing"
MIcheal Vick-"Who Cares they still funding my Dog Kennels"
NFC NORTH
Chicago Bears
Owner-"My Master plan is coming together"
Coach-"What State Do I need to go to,So I can marry K'Town"
Fans-"Dikta woulda made this team into the 85 Bears"
K'town Wilcox-"Best LB EVER,Baby"
Green Bay Packers
Owners-"We Need More Money"
Coach-"Fix this Motherfucking Connection Problem Before I Fucking Blow my Fucking Brains out"
Fans-"What The HELL is Going on"
Aaron Rodgers-"Sorry I forgot to Discount Double check the Connection again"
Detriot Lions
Owner-"Atleast no one Remember the DrtyPillowTalk,Matt Millen Years"
Coach-"Ahh,Need to win these Close games now"
Fans-"Maybe it would help if it was Chevy Field instead of slow ass Ford Field"
Calvin Johnson-"Pass me the Damn Ball Every down and we would never lose"
Minnisota Vikings
Owner-"Please Don't let this coach Leave to"
Coach-"I atleast won my 1st game"
Fans-"Best Dwho Season yet"
Percy Harvin-"Trade me next please,pretty please with a cheery on top?"
NFC SOUTH
　
Tampa Bay Bucaneers
Owner-"Another NFC South Crown awaits"
Coach-"Hope football season never ends so I don't have to go back to cold weather"
Fans-"This is our year"
Josh Freeman-"These rookie WRs are awsome"
Atlanta Falcons
Owner-"HOLY SHITBALLS,We're Tied for the division"
Coach-"Told yall without Diectional Punting,Ballhawking,and Matt Ryan We had a chance"
Fans-"Donte the Best Rookie QB since Vick"
Donte Calloway-I love this teams Throw 37 ints in 10 games and they still treat you like a HOF QB"
　
New Orleans Saints
Owner-"What The Fuck is going on"
Coach-"I need to score more in NHL"
Fans-"The Commish is punishing us for Beating his team in playoffs only explanation"
Julius Hampton-"I'm Still going to get Mine"
Carolina Panthers
Owner-"I'm a cursed Asshole,for sure"
Coach-Ovnn doesn't think he can think at the moment
Fans-"Bring Back Farenheit,Bring back the pussy eater"
Cam Newton-"Not even Superman can save this team"
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks
Owner-"Tosh Better Hawk me a Superbowl this year"
Coach-"HAHA I just Toshhawked by using my feet"
Fans-"We Are the 13th man,The Gameshark is the 12th man"
Marshawn Lynch-Beast mode in full affect this year,Beast mode demands it rain Skittles NOW"
San Francisco 49ers
Owners-"How Brillant is it to hire a coach named Coach"
Coach-"Fuck Seattles Coach"
Fans-"Wonder which QB we draft this year"
Stephen Diaz-"Wonder if the old TV show Coach is about our Coach"
St.Louis Rams
Owner-"How Smart was it to hire Seattle Coach and give him a fake ID?"
Coach-"MMm,What free sample am I giving out today at Sams Club"
Fans-"This is better then the greatest Show on turf"
Avuis Allen-"I Catch more Balls then a gay Pornstar"
Arizona Cardinals
Owner-"Well hiring the mild pissed off coach is slowly working"
Coach"My D is better than your D"
Fans-"Wish our Coach relised Offense mattered to"
Patrick Peterson-"Why does Coach keep asking to see my PP"
