DW Bounty System

DEDICATED TO THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS


NEW FOR 2013 - CALL YOUR SHOT BOUNTIES!!!!

• Pick ONE player from your opponent's team PRIOR to the game. Post in this thread.
  
• You may not select players with INJ < 80
  
• Opponent must confirm that you posted PRIOR to the game in order to receive points.
  
• 25,000 points awarded for each CYS bounty.

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DW Cash:
150,000 end a career
25,000 for 8 weeks and up injury
15,000 for 4 to 7 weeks
5,000 for 3 weeks and under

Sub'd teams may NOT collect bounties.

ALL-TIME BOUNTY HUNTERS (# of bounties collected in parentheses):

1. NCEliminator (St. Louis Rams) (2012 BOUNTY CHAMPION) - 55,000 (3)
   
2. HittinAgenda (Baltimore Ravens) - 45,000 (3)
3. cptgreybush (Denver Broncos) - 30,000 (2)
   
4. dmaki4422 (Green Bay Packers) - 30,000 (2)
   
5. OCWrestler23 (Cincinnati Bengals) - 25,000 (1)
   
6. CoachW527 (New Orleans Saints) - 25,000 (1)
   
7. Grimlock11 (Atlanta Falcons) - 15,000 (3)
   
8. PS3FanNo1x4LiFE (Arizona Cardinals) - 15,000 (1)
   
9. Relentle55 24 7 (Washington Redskins) - 5,000 (1)

2013 BOUNTY LEADERS (# of bounties collected in parentheses):

1. PS3FanNo1x4LiFE (Arizona Cardinals) - 15,000 (1)

THE FALLEN - 2012
WR Austin Collie - fractured cervix
HB Javid Best - blown ego
FS Eric Manley - snapped clavicle x2
WR Sidney Rice - 110% reduction in manhood
HB Darren McFadden - spongiform anklitis
LB Thomas Davis - gonorrhea
LB Keith Rivers - also gonorrhea....
WR Dez Bryant - ruptured hymen
WR Demaryius Thomas - distended stiffarm
QB Matthew Stafford - bad case of the fuglies
WR Percy Harvin - chipped toof
SS Troy Polamalu - follicular hemorrhaging
HB Ryan Mathews - leaky anus
LB Jonathan Vilma - inverted []__[]
WR Wes Welker - torn bitch ass
HB Adrian Peterson - uterine cramps
HB Ahmad Bradshaw - goalline vertigo
QB Cam Newton - Kryptonite cockring

GOT KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT -2013
QB Matt Schaub - skinned elbow


BANG IT HERE FOR THE LATEST INJURY REPORT

AFC EAST

Patriots
TE Rob Gronkowski - So you like little girls? Let's see how you like being treated like one by some MEAN MUTHABOUNTYHUNTERS (15,000 douche bonus)
TE Blair Harris - Guys named Blair just don't belong on the football field. Knee cap 'im!

Dolphins
HB Reggie Bush - How did this guy not get injured in 2012???!
QB David Garrard - Some guys just need to be shown the door

Bills
HB Carlos Holmes - hit tasty where it hurts, fucking strafe running PUNK
OLB Mario Williams - By popular demand

Jets
QB Mark Sanchez - The Sanchize makes a repeat appearance on this year's list. Continually douchier, but just as average a QB as ever (douche bonus 20k)
QB Matt Schaub - He's giving you his "O" face in his profile pic...let's see what "OH NO!" looks like

AFC NORTH

Bengals
TE Jermaine Gresham - OC's got enough fucking targets without having a godly TE too. End him.
DT Ndamukong Suh - Stomp this brother's knee for a big bonus

Ravens
OLB Sergio Kindle - Too easy to light this Kindle on Fire, but do it anyway (bad pun bonus 10,000)
TE Dallas Clark - Hittin and his gay ass running and PA to the TE needs to stop. Do Dallas like Debbie would.

Steelers
QB Ben Roethlisberger - Seriously, FUCK HIM UP ALREADY (douche bonus 25k)
SS Jaiquawn Jarrett - Show Pola's backup when to backdown.

Browns
HB Beanie Wells - Nothing like blowing up a HB on the edge.
WR Ted Ginn - Make Ginn feel special by breaking his clavicle on a return for a bonus.

AFC SOUTH

Titans
QB Christian Ponder - he's not really a DWHO caliber QB anyway, so retire his ass.
WR Marc Mariani - Are you really going to let a WHITE returner from Montana score on you?

Colts -
HB Yvon Miles - this rook's got MILES to go before he sleeps.
TE Aaron Hernandez - TEs shouldn't be allowed to line up in the backfield. Gator chomp his ass.

Jags
Bates, B.J. QB - Survived Year One without a scratch, so show him a sophomore curse.
MLB Paul Posluszny - he wants to take your livelihood, so cut his pay first.

Texans
QB Joe Flacco - Do Waffle a favor by benching this stinker.
TE Owen Daniels - send the Big O to the Big OR.

AFC WEST

Broncos
DE Elvis Dumervil - make him leave the building.
Thomas, Demaryius - make Van happy.

Chiefs
OLB Mark Herzlich - There's nothing nastier than fucking up a cancer survivor.
TE Tony Moeaki - I still have nightmares about this fuck.

Chargers
TE Antonio Gates - Stick with hoops.
QB Josh Johnson - OPOY candidate? Are you fucking kidding me?

Raiders
QB Terrelle Pryor - take the law into your own hands and stalk this guy outside the right hashmark.
MLB Ja'Quan Russell - show Al Davis' ghost why SPEED KILLS.

NFC EAST

Giants
QB Eli Manning - hurt this nerd
DE Justin Tuck - fuck him up then tweet his girl.

Eagles
QB Mike Vick - strangulation, electrocution, whatever, just end him
QB Brady Quinn - BQ MVP

Cowboys
WR Dez Bryant - Mallcops gonna catch more than just your pants saggin'
OLB Demarcus Ware - nothing wrong with tearing a Ware

Redskins
HB Roy Helu - too "Madden good" not to get a big injury
OLB Brian Orakpo - Scrabble his mind

NFC NORTH

Packers
TE Jermichael Finley - fewer weapons for dmaki is a MUST.
OLB Clay Matthews - buxom blonds don't belong in Green Bay unless they're in bikinis at -40.

Vikings
SS Bob Sanders - you must be this ---- tall to ride this ride.
OLB Matt Anapolsky - always fun to wreck a rookie for the very first time.

Lions
WR Jordan Shipley - no Mega.
MLB Brian Urlacher - just wrong for this Bear to be a Lion.

Bears
HB Matt Forte - not so strong without an achilles
WR Brandon Marshall - double points for taking out both personalities.

NFC SOUTH

Bucs
QB Josh Freeman - No reasons needed.
HB C.J. Spiller - repeat offender...get him.

Panthers
QB Cam Newton - video game good IRL. Fuck that noise.
TE Greg Olsen - simply not enough TEs on this list.

Falcons
HB Arian Foster - what parent in their right minds names their child "Arian"
SS Tyre Seymour - hunt the headhunter

Saints - the experts
HB LeSean McCoy - elude this
LB Jonathan Vilma - reap

NFC WEST

Rams
QB Sam Bradford - QBs suffer streaks, Bo.
MLB Josh Hull - With a 'stache like that, no way is this guy not a State Patrolman.

49ers
QB PJ Clausen - FUBO
LB Patrick Willis - hard to kill bonus (50k)

Cardinals
QB Chase Benjamin - Fuck Matt Hill
DT Jon Holmes - April Fool this mutherfucker

Seahawks
QB Matt Stafford - easy target
MLB Jibreel McElroy - fuck EA and their 69 inj MLBs.

Baltimore Ravens collect 5000 points for dislocating Colts WR Austin Collie's elbow. Out 3 weeks.

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Hit courtesy of Bernard "Pallbearer" Pollard:
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BOOM!

Javid Best out 9 weeks

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love the pic

Eric Manley out 3 weeks

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Percy Harvin 8 weeks = 25,000
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"Here Cushy, Cushy, Cushy...

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...Brian, why are you running away from me?"

NCEliminator wrote:Percy Harvin 8 weeks = 25,000
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Harvin's healthy, but you get credit for fucking up Sidney "I Wish Mama Hadn't Named Me After Her" Rice.

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"Man, Bo's balls are HEAVY."

Vanflank's homeboy boqueefus

bengals drop hb mcfadden of raiders for 9 weeks with herniated disk

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Panthers Thomas Davis caught on the tracks while train was coming through. Dislocated Ankle - 1week (I know I know, he got knocked outta the game. Deal with it)

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^^ Zuke's gone "off the reservation." Time to put a price on his head.

Dez Bryant----2 Weeks
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demaryius thomas 5 weeks

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Eric Manley out again....Six weeks.

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Owie Bonus: Phil Taylor, 2 weeks

Percy Harvin out 1 week - Broken Ribs

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Ravens collect 25,000 but fail to make friends.

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Troy Polamalu - Busted Collarbone, 8 weeks
Owie bonus: Lawrence Timmons - Blown MCL, 10 weeks

Wtf how is Mario Williams not on the bounty list?

11 weeks disc located hip

Ryan Matthews 4 weeks

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Falcons claim another: Vilma out 3 weeks Broken Ribs

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Adrian Peterson spent ALL DAY on the sideline...1 CAR for 1 YD in the Titans BASHING of the Black Turds.

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