OVFD55: Welcome to my home,Yes it's true I've sold the Redskins and turned around and got the Raiders on the cheap.Any Questions?
Reporter:Why leave Washington?
OV: To much Politics,First congress call me a racist for calling team the Redskins but I don't see anyone fighting in Baseball over the Red and White Sox.Secondly The Dumb Fans started a Campaign to make me President next year,I'm Awesome but owning a NFL team,Commish Dwho,and my other activities I don't have time to run the freaking greatest country in history.Lastly,I got a Boatload of money for the team not to mention a player to be named later from Clutch,and then got Oakland for pennies on the Dollar.
Reporter: Why Do you interview from Home instead of in Oakland?
OV:It isn't Football season why would I willing go to Oakland.
Reporter:So are you keeping the team in Oakland?
OV:Not unless the build me a Huge Stadium,I mean come on the Current Field has a baseball Diamond in the middle of it.
Reporter:So you're thinking of relocating?
OV:Not right away but yeah,Have talked to LA about becoming the Aftershocks or Red Dragons,Some city in Texas Called,Mexico City Called,London wants us to be the Black Knights and we think Redskins is racist,Lastly Canada called about becoming the Mounties boy the fun I could have with the Pitt owner with that name.
Reporter:Change of topic,How you like your new division Rivals.
OV:Lets see we haveÂ
Zoufan who the Chiefs,I treated him like a Redheaded stepchild when he was Cowboys last madden,Ill treat him as a full on Ginger stepchild as the Chiefs
Lethal the Virginia Tech Broncos owner,well one thing I know about Tech is the don't win Championships,so no worry there,also he knows what I do to QBs if he gets out of line.
Coach as the Chargers plan on beating him so much his wife going to have a book club wit Teo's Girlfriend
Thats all for now I'm out heres a pic til next time