It's hard to criticize a 360 lb lineman who shits bigger than me on any given Sunday, but it's the internet, so what the hell.
A 15-day search for a 6-year old Eugene boy was ended when Duck's LT Michael Etherton reported a slight tickle under his left breast to the Oregon trainer. Brock Phillips was safely recovered from Etherton's man-boob and was in surprisingly good shape despite his 2-week diet of Cheeto dust. Etherton did not allow any sacks while Phillips was lodged inside his ample breastecists.
Texas native Ross Lark's mean streak began at the tender age of 11 when he realized that no black man in the history of the world has ever been named "Ross."
One thing that's always bothered me about the late 80s and early 90s is the mixed message portrayed by mainstream rap and R&B. Bel Biv Devoe rightfully pointed out that one should "never trust a big butt and a smile" while the poet Sir Mix-A-Lot insisted, "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Apparently, big butts are both to be trusted and feared. I guess that's something we can all get behind.
Jabari and the Aztec O-Line once ate an entire pig at Seau's restaurant before realizing that the beast was still alive. Fucking zombies.
Yes, Boseefus, Peterson is masturbating in this picture. Yes, Bo, he's thinking about you.
A 15-day search for a 6-year old Eugene boy was ended when Duck's LT Michael Etherton reported a slight tickle under his left breast to the Oregon trainer. Brock Phillips was safely recovered from Etherton's man-boob and was in surprisingly good shape despite his 2-week diet of Cheeto dust. Etherton did not allow any sacks while Phillips was lodged inside his ample breastecists.
Texas native Ross Lark's mean streak began at the tender age of 11 when he realized that no black man in the history of the world has ever been named "Ross."
One thing that's always bothered me about the late 80s and early 90s is the mixed message portrayed by mainstream rap and R&B. Bel Biv Devoe rightfully pointed out that one should "never trust a big butt and a smile" while the poet Sir Mix-A-Lot insisted, "I like big butts and I cannot lie." Apparently, big butts are both to be trusted and feared. I guess that's something we can all get behind.
Jabari and the Aztec O-Line once ate an entire pig at Seau's restaurant before realizing that the beast was still alive. Fucking zombies.
Yes, Boseefus, Peterson is masturbating in this picture. Yes, Bo, he's thinking about you.
