AFC EAST
Buffalo Bills
GM-"Fuck the Rooney's I'm the first guy ever to hire a Asian in Asia to Coach a team Via Skype"
Coach-"If Mario Williams was the Mario in Super Mario Bros I mighta beat that game"
Fans-"No one Circles the Wagons like the the Buffalo Bills,Playoffs here we come"
Mario Williams-"When do we go back to Canada,I need some more of that Super Weed from that Renee guy that coachs the Ravens"
New York Jets
GM-"Bout time the goverment sent us our Hurricane relief package after the way it hit our Coach"
Coach-"Maybe I'll spend more time with my girl next year before draft,Being late this time didn't hurt"
Fans-"So You're Saying there a chance at the playoffs"
Darrel Revis-"What Should I put on that Island I brought with my last Contract"
Miami Dolphins
GM-"how many more Miles can I get out of Tanny's wife before I need a new QB"
Coach-"We still have a chance at Playoffs Boys"
Fans-"When are the Damn Tannehills going to release a Sex Tape"
Julius Peppers-"Why I come back for another year,oh Yeah to Fuck the Qbs wife"
New England Patriots
GM-"Yes Mrs Brady,Can I talk to MR. Brady"
Coach-"Just glad people didn't relise I got so drunk of missing Brady I missed 2 games Myself"
Fans-"Fuck Gisselle,Why Tom choose you over us,but Seriously we would fuck you given the chance"
Rob Gronkowski-"Gronk would make a better QB then this Mallet guy,But Gronk just gets Drunk and Smash bishes"
AFC NORTH
Cincinnati Bengals
GM-"I'm the best GM Ever,From OC to BB3"
Coach-"This team is Loaded"
Fans-"Super Bowl Bound,Fuck Pitt,Clevlend and Baltimore"
AJ Green"Pass me the Ball and we will keep winning"
Clevlend Browns
GM-"I think I already have most wins in Browns History,Someone check on that"
Coach-"Red
Zukezuchegno will fuck you UP"
Fans-"Why couldn't we Hire the Tosh Hawk guy"
Brandon Weeden-"We might make the playoffsagain before I get my first letter in the mail from AARP"
　
Pittsburg Steelers
GM-"Who the FUCK approved this Tim Tebow deal"
Coach-"Dear Baby Jesus,I Signed Tebow like you told me to what do I do next"
Fans-"What the fuck happened to our Franchise we went from ost Superbowls to the team that signed Tebow,Fuck you Skip Bayless"
Tim Tebow-"Please Lord help the Coach's Wife
Baltimore Ravens
GM-"Wow we Fuckin suck"
Coach-"Where in the blue hell did I put the Weed,Please lord let me find it without getting up"
Fans-"Louis Glover here we Come"
Terrell Suggs-"Why Can't I give locker room speeches like Ray did"
AFC SOUTH
Tennessee Titans
GM-"Suck it Colts"
Coach-"How can I get out of playoffs so I can go on my yearly Turkey hunt"
Fans-"We going to the Ship,We Going to the Ship"
Chris Johnson-"How many yards did Demarco and Lynch get this week"
Indianapolis Colts
GM-"How the Fuck did we lose to the Titans"
Coach-"HA,I beat the Chargers"
Fans-"We Trust in Luck,playoffs here we come"
Andrew Luck-"Then Ints I threw earlier really took the pressure off me for rest of year"
Houston Texans
GM-"Can't belive I can't fire the coach becouse he has Pics of my Grey Bush"
Coach-"I'll make my Run Next year"
Fans-"God we're Houston Oilers bad"
Matt Ryan-"These dumbasses gave me a contract,with a int Cluase LMAO"
Jacksonville Jaguars
GM-"Jags for SALE,Doesn't LA want a team"
Interm Coach-"Please this team is killing my Draftwho future"
Fans-"Sell this team ASAP"
MJD-"You suck at life if you can't find a way to get me into the Endzone"
AFC WEST
San Diego Chargers
GM-"Until next time You Stay Classy San Deigo"
Coach-"Ah so I finnally lost this year,Game shark wasn't in"
Fans-"Best team in Chargers History"
Phillip Rivers-"They PAID me they really PAID me"
Oakland Raiders
GM-"AL Davis prob woulda Fired me by now"
Coach"Bruh,I'm unstoppale since I stopped Chatting Bruh"
Fans-"The Black Hole might have a Differnt meaning with a coach named Bi-Gregg"
Darren Macfadden-"Bust,Really Bruh I'll bust a nut in yo face during the playoffs"
Kansas City Chiefs
GM-"Well this Zou guy will lead us back next year I bet"
Coach-"Should I go Golfing with the Cards Coach or Bowling come Playoff time?"
Fans-"Why arn't we winning with Fitz and Wallace"
Larry Fitzgerald-"This Mike Wallace guy better not take any of my catches"
Denver Broncos
GM-"How is Peyton still playing didn't pay him thinkinghe'd still be around"
Coach-"I'm taking my offseason vacation Early to go to Korea to see TastySweetNutz"
Fans-"Hey We beat the Redskins"
Peyton Manning-Almost been in league long enough to get the Erectile Deisfunction ads I've been aiming for"
Buffalo Bills
GM-"Fuck the Rooney's I'm the first guy ever to hire a Asian in Asia to Coach a team Via Skype"
Coach-"If Mario Williams was the Mario in Super Mario Bros I mighta beat that game"
Fans-"No one Circles the Wagons like the the Buffalo Bills,Playoffs here we come"
Mario Williams-"When do we go back to Canada,I need some more of that Super Weed from that Renee guy that coachs the Ravens"
New York Jets
GM-"Bout time the goverment sent us our Hurricane relief package after the way it hit our Coach"
Coach-"Maybe I'll spend more time with my girl next year before draft,Being late this time didn't hurt"
Fans-"So You're Saying there a chance at the playoffs"
Darrel Revis-"What Should I put on that Island I brought with my last Contract"
Miami Dolphins
GM-"how many more Miles can I get out of Tanny's wife before I need a new QB"
Coach-"We still have a chance at Playoffs Boys"
Fans-"When are the Damn Tannehills going to release a Sex Tape"
Julius Peppers-"Why I come back for another year,oh Yeah to Fuck the Qbs wife"
New England Patriots
GM-"Yes Mrs Brady,Can I talk to MR. Brady"
Coach-"Just glad people didn't relise I got so drunk of missing Brady I missed 2 games Myself"
Fans-"Fuck Gisselle,Why Tom choose you over us,but Seriously we would fuck you given the chance"
Rob Gronkowski-"Gronk would make a better QB then this Mallet guy,But Gronk just gets Drunk and Smash bishes"
AFC NORTH
Cincinnati Bengals
GM-"I'm the best GM Ever,From OC to BB3"
Coach-"This team is Loaded"
Fans-"Super Bowl Bound,Fuck Pitt,Clevlend and Baltimore"
AJ Green"Pass me the Ball and we will keep winning"
Clevlend Browns
GM-"I think I already have most wins in Browns History,Someone check on that"
Coach-"Red
Zukezuchegno will fuck you UP"
Fans-"Why couldn't we Hire the Tosh Hawk guy"
Brandon Weeden-"We might make the playoffsagain before I get my first letter in the mail from AARP"
　
Pittsburg Steelers
GM-"Who the FUCK approved this Tim Tebow deal"
Coach-"Dear Baby Jesus,I Signed Tebow like you told me to what do I do next"
Fans-"What the fuck happened to our Franchise we went from ost Superbowls to the team that signed Tebow,Fuck you Skip Bayless"
Tim Tebow-"Please Lord help the Coach's Wife
Baltimore Ravens
GM-"Wow we Fuckin suck"
Coach-"Where in the blue hell did I put the Weed,Please lord let me find it without getting up"
Fans-"Louis Glover here we Come"
Terrell Suggs-"Why Can't I give locker room speeches like Ray did"
AFC SOUTH
Tennessee Titans
GM-"Suck it Colts"
Coach-"How can I get out of playoffs so I can go on my yearly Turkey hunt"
Fans-"We going to the Ship,We Going to the Ship"
Chris Johnson-"How many yards did Demarco and Lynch get this week"
Indianapolis Colts
GM-"How the Fuck did we lose to the Titans"
Coach-"HA,I beat the Chargers"
Fans-"We Trust in Luck,playoffs here we come"
Andrew Luck-"Then Ints I threw earlier really took the pressure off me for rest of year"
Houston Texans
GM-"Can't belive I can't fire the coach becouse he has Pics of my Grey Bush"
Coach-"I'll make my Run Next year"
Fans-"God we're Houston Oilers bad"
Matt Ryan-"These dumbasses gave me a contract,with a int Cluase LMAO"
Jacksonville Jaguars
GM-"Jags for SALE,Doesn't LA want a team"
Interm Coach-"Please this team is killing my Draftwho future"
Fans-"Sell this team ASAP"
MJD-"You suck at life if you can't find a way to get me into the Endzone"
AFC WEST
San Diego Chargers
GM-"Until next time You Stay Classy San Deigo"
Coach-"Ah so I finnally lost this year,Game shark wasn't in"
Fans-"Best team in Chargers History"
Phillip Rivers-"They PAID me they really PAID me"
Oakland Raiders
GM-"AL Davis prob woulda Fired me by now"
Coach"Bruh,I'm unstoppale since I stopped Chatting Bruh"
Fans-"The Black Hole might have a Differnt meaning with a coach named Bi-Gregg"
Darren Macfadden-"Bust,Really Bruh I'll bust a nut in yo face during the playoffs"
Kansas City Chiefs
GM-"Well this Zou guy will lead us back next year I bet"
Coach-"Should I go Golfing with the Cards Coach or Bowling come Playoff time?"
Fans-"Why arn't we winning with Fitz and Wallace"
Larry Fitzgerald-"This Mike Wallace guy better not take any of my catches"
Denver Broncos
GM-"How is Peyton still playing didn't pay him thinkinghe'd still be around"
Coach-"I'm taking my offseason vacation Early to go to Korea to see TastySweetNutz"
Fans-"Hey We beat the Redskins"
Peyton Manning-Almost been in league long enough to get the Erectile Deisfunction ads I've been aiming for"
